Transcription: Hey, your honor. I'm going to let you guess who this is. Here's a hint. Junior year. Third period history. Front row. We missed you at the reunion, you old devil. I hate to say I told you so, but I voted you most likely to succeed. It was everybody else who gave it to that geek with the Camaro. Anyway, I just wanted to track you down and let you know how proud the whole gang is of you. See you at the next reunion. Union.
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